My name is Ariana. I'm eighteen. I'm a dancing queen.
honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us
gf: babe can you stop replying to me with early 2011 memes
me: challenge accepted
the concept of drinking alcohol is so strange to me. we pay money to poison ourselves. but we don’t ingest enough to kill us, just enough to alter our brain chemistry and damage organs, all because it makes us feel good. it tastes bad to us because we’ve evolved taste aversions to substances that are dangerous to ingest. Poison. idk man im drunk.
jail:
one time in elementary school i got this girl suspended because i heard someone say the word douchebag and i thought it was a fun thing to say so in science i was sitting next to this girl who was being a total bitch and i told her that i was going to put a douchebag in her mailbox and she screamed “WHATS A DOUCHEBAG” and my teacher suspended her
who get’s suspended for saying the word douchebag
- Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is
- Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch
Kendall Jenner gets paid $125,000 to $300,000 per Instagram post, Im just trying my best to get 11 likes so it changes from names to numbers
a novice would say garfield because he can just eat the lasagna, but that is just letting the enemy into your base
That’s a picture of spaghetti
- me: *pretends to be a stone cold bitch*
- also me: *cries when I think about kids who sit by themselves at lunch*
